what do boxes breath
i stand corrected
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome
Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing
in that kind of mood where i want to graphically glitch like a video game and hurtle through the air, spinning furiously